One guy, though, has the best take on the whole thing. Take a look:
One guy, though, has the best take on the whole thing. Take a look:
What's the over/under on how many times this kid has heard the "How's the weather up there?! HahaHAAAAAA!" joke? 5,000? 10,000?
"The Tao of Marshall, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Me Some Me": Henderson's upcoming biography.
Jesus Christ....if Twitter was around back then, I could see it..."I don't mind them trying to get in school, but news is showin' it, like, a billion times!" or "Lady won't give up her bus seat! #Imlatelady". Dumbasses are trying for the Ignorance merit badge.
Brooks is funnier than most people think because he doesn't have to TRY and be funny, which means he gets lost in the background. The way he lives his normal, everyday life is funny. As a result, he doesn't do 'jokes' with easy-to-find start and end points. There's no punchline; he's just constantly observing life…
"Sucks for you, Johnny!"—A. Hernandez
Oh, well, see, there it is, right in the comments section of his post:
"I love all people! I just wish they would stop being so...ethnic..."—M. Wise
Is there any possible way we can make the term "Grit" so overwhelmingly abhorrent and distasteful that the use of it becomes something used only on the Deep Web or in hate groups like Rotary or something? It's a term that measures nothing, yet is so vague that it can be utilized by any dumbfuck with a working larynx,…
Man, I freakin' LOVED this game when I was playing it! I'm nowhere near a devoted gamer, but I'm not bad at the games I choose to play; got this one beat with Salvador, and was well on my way to a second beating when I had to quit once I realized that I hadn't even STARTED to scratch the surface of what the game…
While Sandoval's swing was certainly humorous, judging by Sanchez's 3 errors and 21% CS rate, it had practically no impact on the throw.
The Jaguars' request was met with a chuckle from Roger Goodell, who added, "That's cute, guys"
Interviewer (nervous, flustered): "That's really....that's really great, Tommy! Hey! How's about we get started on some of those great Italian appetizers we promised the viewers?"
Awesome!! Now, if we can just get a video review of their 20 years of dumbass personnel moves, we'll be all set!
Loria, watching play: "YES! Excellent!!" (reaches for cell, dials) "It's time. Pull the switch."
Undermining the argument "It's a name based in respect for such proud peoples!" is the counterargument that a much better method of showing respect is to either use the name of the tribe a Native American might belong to, or a name that Native Americans call themselves. Instead of, you know, something that some white…
"We have sucked butt, and it's time for us to turn that corner. Like I said last year and this year, we're gonna knock the piss out of you."
Ah, yes! Using a situation where people demanded that a person deal with the consequences of their ignorance and hatred as yet another fucking example of "confirming what we already believe", instead of "learning something new". Equating 'millions of people think you're a racist prick who should get lost' with…