He originally wanted to go with “I was hacked” but couldn’t figure out how to logon to his Intagram account from his mobile éclair.

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

Lochte is currently looking for an appropriately diplomatic meme to post on Facebook.

Jesus man. When Ryan Lochte is the smart one by getting out of town first you deserve to pay $10 grand.

the four swimmers spoke to U.S. State Department officials and they agreed to shut up. Almost immediately after the briefing, Lochte “walked across the street” and gave an interview

+1 Severed bison head

I’ll have what Shawn’s having.

Watkins was correct with this rant, though. And to punctuate his, point:
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Counterpoint:

Bills tailgates are what happens when you let wildlings travel south of the wall. I would have stabbed Jon Snow too.

Yakety Sax

The Bills are 3-27 against New England in their last 30 meetings.

nice. for the record I think it is a brilliant headline.

And now police say the other teammates confessed the story was fabricated. I just don’t understand. How did this happen? So many stars given out yesterday over the commentariat CONVINCED this was just a corrupt force trying to cover their asses! I trusted them!

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

Brazil cop: “Michael Phelps is Keyser Soze!”