Ryan Lochte is Kaiser Soze.

Better than that Irish boxer who got jobbed.

What NBC wants you to think Rio is like...

Right you are, Ken!

That sounds like St. Louis.

Whatever – you all wish you were in Louisville. HAIL PAPA JOHN, OUR PROTECTOR!

Or hookers? Can there be hookers and blow involved?

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

I’m confused! Did you really just enjoy a tasty morsel or did you scorch the earth?

or this, from Nick Kroll’s German foosball player on Community:

I thought the Olympics only had 3 or 4 sports. This is very eye-opening

Needs more stars. +8

His famous march to the Seventeenth pick

Same here, I could understand the apartheid thing and that many considered what she’d done unfair but it’s not too far from what many countries had been doing—US included—for some time. I remember Zola Budd being in the lead and then the entanglement, the fall and then the Romanian winning which was something of a…

Emphasis on burning

+1, solid burn

I can’t say I remember exactly how it looked on the overhead replay, but it must have been awfully close judging how far over she for just crossing the line.

“The city of Atlanta hasn’t had a championship parade since 1995. Now that Cleveland won one with the Cavs, we are next. We are the most tortured sports town in America. Yay.”

From now on, whenever the Falcons are eliminated from the playoff race, the top of Mercedes-Benz Stadium should open up and push out a 1000 brown balloons.

-Co-signed Buffalo Fans