Close. There’s definitely a lot of stem cells and German engineering.

Is anyone?

I’ll never forget that in Jemaine Clement’s first introduction to Americans he was forced to lower himself to playing a dirty Aussie. Truly sad times. I remember, weirdly, finding him charming in these commercials. When I found out he was form New Zealand, it all made sense.

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

I’ll put money down that Spurrier was forced out of Washington after Snyder found out that he let Dave drink some Gatorade for free.

California, like in the article. Most local street construction and maintenance comes from property and sales taxes.

Wrong. Virtually everyone who commutes by bike also owns a car and pays the taxes you’re describing. Also, gas taxes pay only a portion of the bill for infrastructure and maintenance. Most of it comes from federal sources, meaning general tax revenue. Since recreational cyclists have a higher HHI than average, that…

If it’s not a state highway, it gets very little gas tax money. Local property and sales taxes provide the overwhelming majority of revenue for local street construction and maintenance.

You should probably inform yourself on the taxes that pay for roads. I’ll give you a hint, car drivers get a pretty sweet deal.

You’ve completely misused this.

There is nothing smug about telling an asshole not to drive in the bike lane.

Asshole apologizes for tweet, not for actually driving in bike lane.

This was definitely Mario, because it made me feel like I ingested mushrooms.

Given his desire to repeal Article 9, Abe’s more of a Wario.

Come on dude, every fucking country has commited atrocities across their history, every one of them. Let’s put aside that bullshit for 2 weeks every 4 years.

The best part was at the end when they told everyone to reach under their chair seats to find a pair of used panties! Yea Tokyo!

Take off the pants

Mongolian Beef

So let’s review: for-profit prison companies contribute millions to election campaigns; those office holders pass more laws, (more laws->more offenses->more convictions->more inmates), federal government pays private prisons to house the inmates, who in turn manufacture goods for government contracts.

Slave labor is awesome?

Cones! Cones.