For such an anti-Left stooge, he sure took a lot in government handouts. Must be a Republican.

Well technically they’re just contracted with the CIA since the government seized all their assets.

I’m not a White Sox fan, but it’s not Kenny Williams fault the his team’s 87-year drought (2 years longer than Boston’s, btw) was not considered ‘storied.’

Those Cards sure knew how to lose the right way.

No pain is more enjoyed than that of “the best fans in baseball.”

Fuck.

Pro: The Cardinals are eliminated.

I am getting drunk and I don’t even live in Chicago.

The best troll, is steamy hot Cubs still celebrating on my TV, troll.

As a fat dude, people (friends, included) always fart around me in public knowing I’ll get the stink-eye. It makes the cramps from my politely held-in public farts that much more of a punch in the gut.

“Мы вас похороним!”

-General Secretary Rodzher Karlovich Goodell, CPNFL, to Deadspin

I actually can’t recall that guy’s name. I’m lucky, since he sounds insufferable.

I’m really not understanding how anyone can still be shocked by this at all. The NFL is a company. Companies do not care about your mother, they don’t care about being socially responsible, they don’t care about anything outside of making money and appearance. They care about APPEARING to care about many social issues…

Agreed. I left Pittsburgh after college about 8 years ago. People are still leaving the city, but the exodus has begun to die down a bit. The job market, particularly in health care and banking, has allowed more people to stick around rather than go off to places like DC for work.

Imagine if this happened at Foxboro. What shitstorm would we be waking up to this AM?

I would bet that the majority of those Steelers fans didn’t travel from anywhere further than the San Diego suburbs. The Pittsburgh diaspora at work....

So if you want a head coaching job at either USC or USC, send in those applications.

“Tears of Semen,” now on tour with Gwar.

1993 Campbell Conference Finals, game 7. Fuckin’ Gretzky.