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Here’s a story of a hurricane for a wild weekend on the east coast. Thoughts are with you folks!

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Kind of the Hound of the Baskervilles weather here in Colorado, which is unusual.

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A little RATM to kick off a rainy weekend on the East Coast.

Fartgate or Ballgassy?

My co-worker wanted to get a tattoo of her cat. Her husband wanted her to get a tattoo of his name. She made an unfortunate compromise:

My little brother and his college girlfriend got semicircles tattooed on their palms so when they held hands and interlocked fingers it created a perfect circle.

I got one of a bear fighting a shark.

No tattoos, but I have a blue scar in the crook of my elbow where a kid stabbed me with a mechanical pencil in 9th grade English. That was 21 years ago, & it's still there. It’s never going away.

Not mine, but a guy I went to high school with (actually, he was the quarterback of our football team) got a tattoo across the top of his chest in someone’s garage. It was supposed to say “Jesus Christ,” but he got it done in someone’s garage, so it said “Jesus Crist.”

My first tattoo is Mighty Mouse, flying over my bush.
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It looks like you were in an experiment to grow transplant lips for Stephen Tyler.

I think back on ideas I had for tattoos when I was young and stupid and I am so glad that someone was always there to talk me out of it. I mean, serious “prison stereotype” Natural Born Killers shit from my adolescent-hostility days, an idea I had for a Roman Legion eagle standard I’d have had done on my whole back,

Stick to not being overly proud of Cleveland.

I knew it! Robert Caro IS a Deadspin commenter.

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

Dude! You’re giving me flashbacks!

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Brand spankin’ new track by Megadeth today called ‘Fatal Illusion’ and it’s better than their recent album

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A marvelous narrative by John Mayer accompanied by a beautiful animation.