I know the majority of the comments, including mine, in the article about the Raiders painting the 50-yard line gold were variations of the question, “How does a man that rich have hair so bad?”. If we had known the answer was going to be so soul-deadeningly, bone-jellyingly bleak, we would have assured you the…

... he travels 500 fucking miles to have it inflicted upon him by a professional.

I used to hate this man’s egghead haircut. Now I LOVE this man’s egghead haircut.

You should see him shoot - nothing but nyet.

“Canned Newtons does not buy TED’s holocaust denial”

tim. what a line-up. dolphy, evans, haynes.

Fantasy Football

It’s become painfully clear that my employer doesn’t want me. They made a mistake in hiring me because I can’t get any of my ideas for my department (all cost efficient and high profit potential) to pass. It’s gotten really bad recently and I’ve realized that they just want a drone, not someone to think and do stuff…

Hoe-down? How bout a Hootenanny?!

Jeff Buckley with perhaps his finest work as a lyricist, “Lover, You Should’ve Come Over”.

+1 on the Shitty Vineland comment. Zoyd jumping through a window with a chainsaw every year for a government check rings more true than that dialogue.

Oh ya, we Minnesotans are ready for the “Good Ole Hockey Game”

The Smithereens - Behind The Wall Of Sleep

Leatherface-Diddly Squat.

The Smithereens - A Girl Like You

“Wait ‘til Prokhorov sees MY dribbling skills...”

- Ted Striker

Russian diplomacy:

Barry.