Who gets fucked with the “Root for the Cardinals” post?

No

Worst headline in the history of Deadspin.

In a series between the Cards and Mets, I am pulling for alien invasion and mind-control enslavement in a crystal mine.

No

“But this time.... Mark’s got company....

Watney: Do you like b’day-tuhs?

He plays it like Good Will Hunting?

Within the first few pages of The Corrections, I knew there would be no chance of Jonathan Franzen ever writing anything I might enjoy. Not since “Victorian Novel” in my junior year have I slogged through anything so unrewarding.

He should have spent more time on the elliptical.

*steppingonrakeafterrakeandgettinghitintheface.gif*

I understand that professional athletes often go above and beyond to connect with their home cities, but, in Rose’s case, a shot to the face seems like just a bit too much.

I work outside in Southeast AL and I agree. I’d rather be cold than hot and humid.

Fall is gaining a hold. I am so happy.

The original “Valerie” by The Zutons.

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

“Challenge accepted”

“They serve brisket at Valhalla?”