Giselle. Please let it be Giselle.

Here's a great article that breaks down the number of plays to fumbles ratio between all NFL teams for 2015. The Patriots were either setting a new standard or were aided by under inflated footballs.

"There is surveillance video showing the attendant taking the footballs from the official's locker room into another room at Gillette Stadium before bringing them out to the field, sources tell FOX Sports."

Tortilla chips are nothing without guacamole, salsa, or some other dip to carry them. They are a conduit for getting something that actually tastes good in to your mouth.

Goodell: Well, see, what you have to understand is that Marshawn grabbing his junk during the game doesn't make the NFL or its owners any money, whereas selling pictures of him doing so does. So, what I'm saying is, I'm a shameless whore.

If this isn't a random test, how dumb is someone to show up to a drug test with a BAL of >0.01?

Palin/Evans '16

How about the Patriots can take out 1 PSI for each Lynch crotch grab?

So... now the refs are going to spend the Super Bowl watching Marshawn Lynch's crotch?

Yup.

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Brownest band ever.

I see your Pure Guava, and raise you one Chocolate and Cheese.

IT EVEN SAYS FLEXBALL IN THE BACKGROUND. THEY'RE FLAUNTING IT.

You are aware that 18-19 year olds do porn, are teenagers, and are basically the exact same age as the teens a recruitment expert would focus on right? I mean if you're going to try to be pedantic, get your fucking facts straight.