I can accept the premise that maybe everyone is making too big a deal out of this particular scandal... but don't pretend like the Patriots AREN'T dastardly cheaters. I mean, they're not good people. You may like them, you may not think this is a worthwhile "scandal", but they're most certainly immoral and bad for the…

INTERVIEWER: Now, as someone who coached in both New York and New England in the 90s, there's an infamous incident I want to ask you about-

The NFL of the 1990s was weird as hell.

How dare you bring common sense and logic into this?

Mark it zero.

OMG WE ALREADY HAVE BALLGHAZI TRUTHERS. END THE INTERNET.

Temperature only affected the balls the Patriots used?

But you're excluding the control. They tested balls used by both teams. Only one showed this psi decline, according to this report.

So Bucs games then.

Fuck you Boyle and your Laws.

I've officiated. Its tough to feel a 2 psi difference if you're not really "handling" the balls. If you notice, the only official that really handles the ball is the Umpire who catches it and then tries to spot it down as fast as he can. To notice the difference, you really have to grab it and squeeze it a bit. Only…

My fiance's family (all of them) claim they love football, but gave me eye rolls for refusing to go see grandma during the GBvSEA game because, "do you really need to watch EVERY Sunday?"

1. Smoke

Nah, I like peanuts and oranges. If I wanted either of those I would eat them.

"Let's say you were transported back in time to before the rise of smartphones—let's go with the mid-'80s."

You probably need a hobby.

Cheez-Its vs. Goldfish is like making me choose between my kids. They each shine in their own environment. Both a handy to have around most of the time. Always miss one when it is not around. That is a tough choice out of the shoot.

I'm also from Seattle... and you're definitely not helping our cause, dude.

"Portland's a dweeb who doesn't know he's a dweeb, but at least he's not a douche like Seattle."

Probably the best way I've ever seen the two compared.

You just listed all the reasons why I have to root for the goddamned Patriots. I am looking forward to the puppy bowl and beer next Sunday.