Uh...maybe someone’s already told you this, but your food product has the same structure visible in a cross-section diagram of a human penis

I got a big laugh out of the Donal Logue joke, which reminded me of Kevin Corrigan, which led to the Big Fan clip.

All true.

Yeah. There’s a delay in the US. At this moment, they just hit Colombia in the parade.

When you get sick of gymnastics:

Burneko: Brazil has a very significant Japanese population, the largest Japanese-speaking population outside of Japan.

Lindsay and Kenny would be an awesome power couple. They could sell their yearly Christmas fight live on PPV. You’d see Christmas trees set on fire, gift puppies punted like footballs, a whole punchbowl of eggnog dumped over a head, fisticuffs, children too desensitized to cry, tazerings when the cops show up.

OK. So what’s wrong with Patton Oswalt?

You win again, Kinja. Just imagine a picture of Kenny Powers with the wraparound tan lines.

Damn. I know the perfect hayseed jock who is also in a committed relationship with cocaine:

If you had to pick any disease, what would it be? The smart answer is something simple and usually non-fatal like the common cold, but why not make this choice work for you?

You know, NYC can get bent for unleashing Rudy “9/11" Giuliani on the world, and for their general arrogance, and for being such an overwhelming media market that the entire country has to sit through far too many primetime games featuring teams from that shitstorm that yearns for mediocrity called the NFC East, but…

UF will have to punch this down, while hoping the media coverage remains flat and all this passes over.

I’d definitely watch soccer that doesn’t deny the great evolutionary advantage of opposable thumbs.

I dunno. That Munich logo recalls many things, but, mainly, the spiral rifling inside a gun barrel, which is an unfortunate reminder.

I thought it was an Illuminati plot to call forth the Dread Lord

I guess it’s probably supposed to indicate motion, but all I see in that logo is a Jerry Brown-inspired salute to the tracers often caused by psychedelics.

The link is dead because there’s too much traffic to the site.

St. Louis is just an open sore half way down the spine.

Jacksonville, Miami, Tampa: all those uniforms suck. Florida should stop requiring designers to do bath salts at work.