It will continue to be a historic year of firsts for Washington. In November, we’ll either elect as President the first woman or the first Cheeto-American.

I think 1 yard is something like .9144 rouge.

Tebow, Harvin, and Rainey were all on Florida’s 2009 National Championship team.

Nope.

Let’s see if Kinja let’s this one post.

Nothing. Teal is awesome. Especially as a color for your 1993 Ford Probe.

I clicked on that, made it through 2:43, and then opened up YouTube to delete it from my history.

There’s always a price to be paid.

Ah. This is why you wrote that.

It’s unrealistic to expect them to shrug good-naturedly and quietly transmogrify into full-throated Clinton backers. But this argument is willfully blind to the concept of “consequences.” It’s roughly equivalent to bailing on your boring job because you just feel like it, and then being shocked when you come back two…

CHN 2.2

I tried. I think it’s been scrubbed from the internet.

Jill Stein 2016.

Nah. I don’t expect more recs.

True. I’m sure that her research team found that focus groups in 1994 stated that wearing a jersey was too unfeminine, but wearing a hat was acceptable.

That’s good slapstick.

Ah, you got it backwards, Barry. The soulless, inexorcisable undead that won’t go away have spent the last two weeks holding — and covering — political conventions.

The only time Eagles fans will accept anything flaming is when they are spreading rumors about Chip Kelly.

This raises an interesting question: how does a shark go about getting a prescription for Valtrex?

Invite A-Rod, Barkley, MJ, John Daly, and Wayne Rooney for a private game. The house is the stadium fund.