OK. I’ll concede that. JJ Watt, for sure.

Dude. It’s right there. You have as much logical thought and evidence on your side as a climate change denier.

Blah, blah, blah.

And, actually, if you did the math, they almost certainly would never be ties.

Well, since you have the time, do the math. Take two years in question, find the stats, factor in defensive and special teams points.

No. It’s not a tie. It’s probably safe to assume that pro-football-reference.com rounds to the tenth for the PPG so that it fits in the table grid without being awkward, but sorts according to a further decimal point.

First, for some reason, you aren’t sharing the likely source for your stats, which is this:

Exactly.

Trust me. I loved Super Bowl 50 exactly because it was a defensive struggle.

Historically scorching!

In order to do this, Sherman first had to send Pete Carroll on a wild goose chase as head of the 9/11 Commission II.

In that same interview, Sherman said that if he had the power he’d make defensive pass interference a 10-yard penalty, just like offensive PI is now.

Oh, don’t get mad at yourself for telling the truth.

So, set it at 13.5 today. Does the NHL listen to all the rumors and announce early so they aren’t scooped and have their thunder stolen? Do they announce on awards day, risking pissing off every player by taking focus off this season’s accomplishments? Or do they wait until a day or two after awards day to extend the…

But what’s the O/U on number of days until public announcement?

The lesson is: don’t get into a fight in MLB if your surname is Ventura.

Yeah, you always gotta give points for a manifesto.

Exactly. There’s just so much competition. And the churn of professional sports, combined with the overwhelming dickishness of so many involved in professional sports, means it’s a category that will be overflowing each year.

For me, it’s Chip Kelly.

Most Satisfying Shitcanning.