True. I imagine the Titans would be willing to trade Cassel back for a six pack and a bag of Doritos.

Caption: Boston man shows Goodell the number of wins New England will have the season after Tom Brady retires.

Did you know sharks don’t actually have a penis, but have two organs known as “claspers”?

Usually, a picture’s worth a thousand words, but the one at the top of the story sums it all up in only three: That’s a shocker.

“I pulled a damn Plaxico.” — Aqib Talib

This isn’t on accident

The long list of Cleveland sports failures prove the existence of God.

Oh, I get it, but you certainly don’t.

Actually, I am. Because my first response to my conversation partner’s first words is never “whoa, that’s a steaming hot take”.

Oh, good god. I don’t like a millionaire tennis player’s public persona and you set about correcting my perception, and I’m immature?

I’m 76.

Hive mind hot take = calling anything that challenges your perception a hot take.

Djokovic has all the charm of your mother’s new boyfriend who is trying waaaay too hard to make you like him.

Nah. I’m not the only one.

No.

A “survivor” has suffered the unfortunate and cruel whims of fate or chance. A “survivor” has endured what insurance companies still call an “act of God”.

Well, Uruguay’s relatively close to Rand McNally, where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people. I don’t understand that whole crazy hemisphere.

When I was 11, we got a Great Dane/Weimaraner mix. He was a great dog, which, in the right light, looked purple.

Yeah, it’s an Isaac Brock kind of night.

It’s deeper than this guy realizes. The short version: