There’s only one insect that will solve world hunger and that is the human centipede.

It’s cool Bonds bikes so much...

Oh, hang it all.

So Peter III gave Peter Jr. a bad case of Gonerilla?

This series is a gift for so many reasons.

I know it must seem like boilerplate, but don’t cheat us out of stating the season record in each post.

You dislike Sophia? I have a diagnosis: you have GrumpyWumpy Anti-Disneyitis. My prescription is two weeks at the Happiest Place on Earth.

It’s fine.

And Wendt decides not to become Amish because the prohibition against electricity would mean missing out on NFL Footbaaaaaaaaw!!!!!!!

And George Wendt isn’t just a farmer in Lancaster, but is also Amish.

Skip drills have to be the best part of any NFL practice.

Foles me once; that’s Andy Reid’s fault.

I wonder if “religious liberty” for Ken Starr involves letting a concubine be gang raped to death, and then dividing her corpse into 12 parts and sending those pieces to different people?

Good point...

Somebody, Tim Marchman maybe?, posted Slow Club’s “Two Cousins” on DUAN like three or four months ago.

Well, Drew, I opened up all the comments and searched the page for “Mets” and got zero results.

I regret that I may have just started a long program for myself of making up (semi-)fraudulent quotations from philosophers and critical theorists in posts almost everyone will hate.

“Since Marx, since Kant, since Hegel, since Descartes, since Aquinas, since Augustine, since Aristotle, since Plato, since Socrates, we have become accustomed to assuming that consciousness functions somehow separately from the body, that, especially after Descartes’ theories, the mind adjudicates independently in…

Given the commentariat’s proclivity for pun jobs, all future posted highlights should be in Punjabi.

And, if you oversmoke, you just end up with blind robins, which are delicious in their own right.