This was awesome:

Peanut butter.

You got to admire the Browns’ push for this rule change. They’ve been voluntarily following it since 1999.

More passersby should star this.

My Final Four: rejected Star Wars character Sicnarf Loopstok; rejected The League plotline Taco Pope; rejected porn name Divine Deablo; and, the Cinderella, the rejected Wayne’s World joke, Saint Schwing.

“Hey, hoser, eh? Do you like jelly doughnuts, eh? I ate ‘em all, eh? Just like the Raptors are eating you up, eh?....Oh, that wasn’t very nice, eh? I’m sorey, eh? There’s something aboot the game that gets me going, eh? How about we to to Tim Horton’s after the game, eh? My treat, eh?”

Drew, what happens if the stadium/fortress goes in around Springfield?There’s some empty-ish spaces to the west, south, and east.

I’m sure Dan Snyder loves Stan Kroenke’s use of MissourA labor laws.

If there, I would have suggested “The Pequod”.

Who knew Julian Assange cared about basketball?

I first started watching the NBA around 1980. Dr. J was still there, and Magic and Bird, and then Ewing and Barkley and Jordan.

40: 4.79

Gnosticism. Pseudo-Abdias. Manicheaism. Demiurge. Nicene Creed.

And 1!!!! (year on supervised probation after judicial diversion) !!!!!!!

Mine is what is essentially the sequel to Big Sur, which is Desolation Angels.

My wife used to work in a building that had a collection agency on the second floor...and they all took the elevator.

Just unbelievably vulgar.

What makes Cuonzo Martin happier?