Jesus. I want to give this a star, but I just can’t. It’s like Ted Cruz talking about the 1%. I need a counterbalance. (FYI, everyone, the most NSFW Pulp song.)

Maybe she was Thurston’s 76th grrrrrrl?

And Ezra Pound. He basically held a salon during visiting hours at St. Elizabeth’s.

Is Florida the place crazy enough to get the Carson campaign going? Yeah, Florida is it, right? Right?

I do not disagree: on these issues, Hillary is more in line with the GOP establishment than Trump.

Counterpoint to this:

The GOP process last night was perfect. Trump won handily, but Cruz, Rubio, and even Kasich, did well enough to justify each of them staying in the race.

Counterpoint: the GOP establishment hates Trump because he doesn’t adhere closely enough to the orthodoxy.

I enjoyed the first series of The Detectorists a lot. Here’s a video for you to further celebrate Mackenzie Crook:

Pretty much. I’d quibble with a few points, but Cruz has a lot of Captain Ahab about him.

And yet, Teddy Boy thought the book affirmed his point in a “wisdom from the mouths of babes” kind of way. What a buffoon.

If you don’t agree with Dr. Seuss, that’s fine. But if you can’t understand Dr. Seuss, you should not hold public office.

I’d take Trump over Cruz any day of the week.

Hey, everybody, I have a bunch of stuff I have to do, and I decided I was spending too much time here, so I asked Deadspin to grey me, and they kindly obliged.

I think you’re thinking of the Cologne Brownshirts instead of the Cleveland Browns.

an NFL job is an NFL job

He certainly em-bare-assed himself.

That has the stench of EuroSoccer all over it. Americans will see that as a communist plot. And, it was basically NFL Europa. Take my plan and make it U-23.

With as many ads as Manning does, there’s no way you could ever call him “retiring”.