Most Likely To Fail Upward

He went to the Eastern Motors Casino, where your job’s your credit, credit.

Portis: Always bet on black!

Selfish Act Not Self-ish

What are the odds he applied to, and was rejected by, Stanford?

At least according to Wikipedia at the moment, Mark Chelgren is a Californian by birth and education. This makes it all more complicated.

This is bad news for the Iowans who were relying on the physicists at Stanford to help them perfect cow tipping.

He did Err, Canada.

I’m relieved he has no chance of getting turned around in the Mixing Bowl and ending up on 395 to the Pentagon.

This cannot be good for the neck.

Was that guy named Gollum?

Like all maple leaves, they’re in the gutter by October.

But who didn’t let Leinart go?

The blunt force trauma killed the snake before it had a chance to develop CTE, Joey Tallywhacking Day.

I would welcome Trump in comparison to Cruz. Trump’s campaign may excessively utilize that special dogwhistle for nativist racists, but, simultaneously, Trump also has isolationist leanings, which means he will not seek a New Crusade.

Seriously, though, you find Cruz less distasteful than Trump?

I bought one of these once from the former Mesilla/Las Cruces jail that is now “The Billy the Kid Gift Shop”:

HHS.

First, recall my “if”. If O’Malley was an outsider, anti-establishment vote, then he more likely drew votes away from the other outsider, anti-establishment candidate.