It’s been queued for awhile. I don’t know if Animal Farm as soft core porn makes me curious or hesitant.

I will definitely watch River at some point. IMO, about the only great American tv is on HBO. There was the brief blooming of weirdness on network tv like 5-10 years ago, but it’s faded back into the lowest common denominator.

No, but I will now. I finally got around to Broadchurch, and really, really enjoyed Detectorists, speaking of BBC shows on Netflix.

This sad list makes me sad for many, many reasons. (It’s the movies Bill Clinton watched while in office.)

That song. That song. In 1991 I had a girlfriend who had Tom’s Album. And. Jeez. That was a long time ago, and wow. That’s a lot to remember.

THE SAD BILLIONAIRE: A TRAGEDY IN ONE ACT

Food prudes. It’s the not so novel combination of meat and cheese.

Every year around Christmas, I make one of these at my wife’s request. (Sorry, I don’t measure.)

This must be a new experience for Manziel. So far, he’s only had cold shoulders from passing out in a puddle of his own vomit.

Come on, people. Why do you all freak out every time there are a few dabs in the end zone?

I guess I’ll be listening to Ruby Vroom today.

Is anyone actually surprised Phelps chose ASU?

Not even that song could save the LeBaron.

Safe>sorry.

That’s the album I have the best memories with, so I’d probably pick that one if forced. I like the first one a lot, too.

I know. It’s one of many things I try not to think about, such as what the odor of flatulence actually is, and where it came from before it flew up my nose.

Apparently, since the disease spreads, the logic that “the sick will stay home” isn’t exactly irreproachable, is it?

Sure. But “Mr. Mastodon Farm” never gets any love, and it should.

I waste too much time, and one of my favorite time wasters is thinking about tv. This is a skit I’d like to see on SNL: It’s a mini-Curb reunion.

Is this the “Bands Who Were Unfairly Scarred in the Public’s Eye by a Single Hit in the Mid-90s” edition of DUAN? If so, here’s my entry: