And your office bathroom doesn’t have toilet seats?

The reductio ad absurdum is to assume that since they’re in a bathroom, all pathogens are necessarily common.

So this is why South Ossetia wants to secede.

There are so many “oh, I’m exposing myself to germs” responses here that miss the point.

That’s a funny way to say “Patient Zero”.

But would you want to use a bathroom cleaned by a janitor who thought a sink was clean enough to tap his toothbrush on?

I used to work with a guy who ate both breakfast and lunch at work.

So would I. For Pnin, but not for Sting.

I agree with all of that.

Even after including the Bills, your original statement is still correct.

OK, let’s start with this premise: people like that with which they identify in some way. (This is the basic explanation of the marketing strategy of Mikel Knight in the good long read that was just shared on Deadspin, by the way.)

This is a quality joke. I’ll be back in three hours to finish this comment.

The Police predicted Snow. Reggatta de Blanc translates to White Reggae.

This is only because Snow canceled.

All of them.

Update 7 hours later: Have you read the greys on this thread?

Next in the Basement Rec Room Penis Olympics: pool.

Why do I suspect the plot for Dinner for Schmucks 2 involves Knicks fans and a Porzingis trade?

Mike Holmgren, Craig Stadler, and Andy Reid walk into a bar...

At this moment, Wikipedia editors strongly disagree, and, as recently as November, 2015, the officiating was the subject of a column at MMBQ.