Then they’re the team that most perfectly matches their fan base.

Fun ways to waste three hours:

Aussie Aussie Aussie

In case you haven’t heard, he’s hosting SNL on February 6. That will be the first episode I’ve made a point to see in a long time.

The Elephant Man, too.

+1/3rd of a star for how much I liked Funeral; +1/3rd of a star for the Larry David reference; +1/3rd of a star for liking what you like.

I don’t know if you guys have a contest for the “Most Boston Post of the Year”, but this seems like a strong contender:

The last time someone tried to intimidate someone with a bat, Josh Norman got earholed.

I remember the first time I felt the jealousy as I rounded the bases. Glorious.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

Belichick responded by going home and killing a horse with his bare hands.

Never bring a pole to a bat fight.

Better times, better times.

A semi-accurate dramatization of the event:

There’s Good Peyton and Headcase Peyton. Which one shows up will determine whether the game stays close or is a Carolina blowout.

“Angst” is a funny word to use for “joy”.

“It’s not mime,”

Bot (about which, I’m usually just annoyed) and pro-Belichick sentiment aside, with six minutes left, do you say:

Hey, somebody has to coach the Browns.