I’m rooting for Larry Fitzgerald more than anything. If there’s a guy in the NFL who has suffered longer and more deserves a ring, I don’t know who it is (except Megatron, maybe).

It’s cool, man. What you do with your gear shift is your own business.

Revised rooting order:

They’re going to run out of superlatives.

It was kind of fun, though, to hear Dan Fouts root against NE.

I don’t know if I’d call what the Patriots have going “excellence.”

And, somehow, clocks.

Yes. He’s supposed to screw up the Championship game. That’s classic Andy Reid.

Sounds right.

40% of me was rooting for KC; 60% of me was rooting against NE. I came away 100% annoyed.

KC dropped, what? Three or four INTs? Andy Reid finished out the game in the clock management style of a stoned Les Miles. It was just a boringly ugly, frustrating, stupid game complete with an Amendola cheap shot.

I listened enough to know my favorite year of boots is 1978, but, Jesus, bow out already and take the Stones and the Who with you.

You can all say it’s just coincidence that Super Bowl 51 has an alien-looking mascot, but I know the truth.

Actually, “pleatherface” might not be a bad nickname for that mascot.

¡Qué estupendo!

No.

brownout, n.

Both offenses feature mobile quarterbacks that put a lot of pressure on the inside LBs to control the middle of the field.

I don’t know what this means.

1. Will Carolina’s defense outplay Seattle’s?