Considering that Wal-Mart has encouraged offshoring probably more than any other corporation in American history, maybe we should admire Kroenke for at least keeping the Rams in the United States.

Here’s the Ancestry.com page for the surname Condom.

My brother is a Browns fan. So maybe that’s the way to go.

Class D delta

Why do I get the feeling that the League preferred the Rams/Chargers plan because their color schemes are kind of the same?

If by “AstroTurf” you mean hair transplants...

Quit being soft. It’s going to be uuuuuuge.

That song is so sad, it irritates me.

This is this like the Marlboro Man telling Don Draper to quit smoking.

Exactly.

About this comment: “It’s good!”

So Greg Hardy’s that one guy you drink with who is usually OK, but makes you very uneasy because you never know if he’s going to do something idiotic like give a cop the finger or kick a homeless man?

When you get out-strategized that badly, deflecting blame onto the refs is the smart play, I guess.

Has anyone thrown around “Rocky Mountain HiGH” yet?

Before last night, Howard had 289 yards and no TDs for the entire season. If I’m guessing, Swinney and his staff didn’t see Howard as a threat and didn’t bother to gameplan him.

Yeah. A drink (a 12 oz beer, a 5 oz glass of wine, or a shot) generally gives you an ounce of alcohol, although Bud Light’s a little less than that.

Eye shadow.

12. It’s eyeliner and a sly glam tribute to Bowie.

Yeah, I get all that. But it bores me after a while. Just think if Clemson’s linebackers were fundamentally sound enough to cover a TE.

$30 for a sixer of Bud Light, but only $90 for a fifth of Jameson?