Seriously, if I’m Marvin Lewis, I’m tempted to cut Burfict and Jones before they get their shoulder pads off.

Thank you, Pac Man Jones. Thank you not only for pushing a ref, but for also bringing a kickoff 3 yards deep out of the end zone, burning 8 of the 14 seconds remaining, and only getting to the 24.

Thank you, thank you, Pac Man Jones, for your incredibly selfish, unbelievably undisciplined, and fundamentally unsound…

Hey. Burfict? Antonio Brown?

Let not sorrow die, though I am dead.

That’s the weakest excuse I’ve ever heard for being a Kevin Smith fanboy.

I wouldn’t want to give up being a head coach, either.

Just like the Cubs.

Don’t worry little one, you and everyone you know will always have the Cardinals to be insufferable about.

Excellent.

Given the Pepsi and Skittles, maybe it’s Diabeetus.

Roethlisberger’s thrown 6 picks in 3 games, and the last two games were against not-so-great defenses.

Dammit.

Ugh. As a Stillers fan, I’m not feeling good about tomorrow. This is Marvin Lewis’ time to break the streak. Take Cincinnati +130.

“the puppetmaster himself...Jason Garrett”

I think that was Brady.

Unglaublich! Ausgezeichnet!

It’s a Ralph Wiggum kind of day:

Ralph is always with me. As I walked along the beach, I thought I was alone, but when I looked back, there was another set of footprints that ran beside mine.

Footage of Star Wars/Brady fanboys thinking about Brady:

Don’t underestimate the ability of the Steelers secondary to imitate shy ghosts.