Backing away from James Harrison? That’s Vontazingly Burfict.

Clearly, this is an overstep by Chargers security. I’m sure the Chargers fan didn’t mind.

Only from Paul Stanley’s perspective. I have the original 9 Zeppelin albums, but I do not own anything by KISS.

But then you don’t get the whole GWAR mythology:

Only if he’s not coming home via Chicago.

Yeah, I’ve also eaten so much Popeye’s that I had to ride the Brown Line.

KISS did the rock star thing. Paul Stanley didn’t mind being a black-haired, face-painted, less Hobbit-y, more Satan-y Robert Plant.

Ah, whistling.

glamorous and refined Chicago

There was that time I got tricked into joining a replacement glee club for a second time and almost had to go to regionals.

So, that picture is literally Teddy Bridgewater blowing.

Dear Deadspin,

Owner = author.

(That is too hopeful. You’ve only opened yourself up for a long lecture on either A. gold and/or B. Bitcoin.)

Kinda. But at least they put in the legwork to make it all legal.

And every NFL team is a public trust, right? It’s not just the Packers that are a publicly owned, non-profit corporation, right?

That is a great, and incredibly accurate, game.

Right. (Well, in some cases, but this could quickly devolve into someone posting a long libertarian tirade about how our version of “capitalism” isn’t actually capitalism because of market controls, price support, and Keynesian incentives for starting a business in the form of grants and low-interest loans.)

I mean, when I open a store, no one expects me to rent a storefront.

This is how the standard narrative runs: a band puts out a great first album, and then they change and develop, and people who really liked the first album say, “Hey, I don’t like the new stuff so much.” And people who like the new stuff say, “What? Don’t you think a band should develop? Do you just want the same…