Huh. I thought all the Nationals have been choking since the All-Star break.

But what’s the streak for the most passes with only one touchdown to a receiver?

Yay! Thousands of years of tradition rendered meaningless in an effort to sell this season’s utterly disposable garbage! Subarashii!

As usual, tv has the solution to this problem Seinfeld had a whole episode about using someone who can lip read to eavesdrop:

South Park sure would be different. But they gave us Kids in the Hall, so they get a pass from me forever.

I’m good with Gish and Siamese Dream, but after that, they lose me. Although I could easily go the rest of my life without ever hearing “Disarm” again.

Honestly, I have no idea who anyone is as far as screen names go. I would guess that each Deadspin employee has numerous burners. That’s just a suspicion/educated guess/completely justifiable assumption. But who’s who? Who knows.

Deadspin’s kind of in-between original content and an aggregator. That’s cool. Whatever model works.

Thanks. All of that is exactly why I don’t expect this joke to get much traction.

That’s the saddest bear I’ve seen since Andrew Sullivan quit blogging.

That ad is just a postmodern play on Lion, Isaac, and Old Ben from “The Bear.”

Did I?

I would die to see this tweet:

It’s really about 430 touchdowns.

Only in the NFL. The NCAA doesn’t count the yards in the end zone on kickoff returns, so everyone who has ever had a 100-yard kickoff return from his own end zone in college is one of the record holders for “Longest NCAA Kickoff Return.”

Who’s that?

You know, now I actually feel bad that this wasn’t understood. It’s a high-quality joke that was about A. weird math, and B. the people giving you shit for the typo.

I wish the West Texas highway was a Mobius strip. I could ride it out forever.

There are a few comments giving Patrick Redford a hard time about an error that apparently read that Fournette is averaging “210 yards per carry.”