Come on. The Raiders can pay for it themselves.

I think you’re right. Judging by the photographic evidence, in that part of the multiverse, Cincinnati has a dumber uniform than Jacksonville.

10 to 1, he’s secretly wears these:

My wife has got our six-year old daughter listening to Enya. I have to admit I like “Orinoco Flow.”

“Embarrassment? Amateurs.”

Did you get to Minneapolis?

But will it break my heart as much as New England managing to cover a 14-point spread against Jacksonville?

There’s a point between competent game manager and “elite,” and that’s Russell Wilson, Flacco, and a few others. Those qbs need a team around them to succeed, and sometimes look individually great.

God. I got into the first paragraph, and then TL;DR. Life’s too short for this.

You make me want to root for the Jets this year because of their defense.

They’re all in the HOF. The problem with “elite” is that it’s now defined in fantasy terms, which is nonsense. Don’t get me wrong; I’ve watched Pittsburgh for 35 years, and they had a string of awful and not-so-great “game manager” quarterbacks interspersed with a running qb and a gunslinger. And they won nothing…

I am not a Browns fan, so that is hilarious.

Kozar was the best QB for the Browns since Otto Graham, and the last adequate QB the Browns had.

“Thanks for Beating Our Asses, Here’s Some Champagne”

Rat’s right, Scrappy.

This time, he runs into J. Edgar Hoover at a bath house.

How do you know it’s not the surname that starts with K?

I’m available.

I’m not longer sure if it was real or a dream, but I swear I remember a time when a person, instead of posting it in the hope of going viral, would try to hide his ignorance.