First thing I thought was BMW Corolla.

It’s not, though. It would be the ugliest car in Kia’s lineup by a fair margin.

It’s “at the top of your list for vehicles you wish you could import” but you can’t spell its name?

10,000 miles a year. Sounds like a long term plan for some sweet extra mileage fees due in a couple of years.

I always thought these arguments are dumb. Do you always use every feature of your car? Did you buy a 4 door, but spend 90% of your time with just you in it? Did you buy a WRX and literally never rally it? Did you get a GTI but only very occasionally drive sportingly? Does your minivan really get all 7 seats used?…

YEAH BUT WHAT IF IT LOOKED LESS LIKE A FERRARI AND MORE LIKE A NISSAN WITH A BOOMBOX HANDLE ON THE BACK?!?!?///////

Before you vote CP, you need to know why - behold, the car in its original, beautiful form:

I have the same view. I used to be obsessed about these ridiculous machines, but I get way more excited for something like the new Corvettes which is theoretically something I could buy if I put all of my disposable income into it. I won’t do that because I’ve got a lot of hobbies to fund but I could and so it’s much…

“At $1,...”

Good Lord, why???  Obviously, I see plenty of GMT800s with the ‘03+ fascia, but it never even occurred to me that some of them might be earlier models.

The most unbelievable part of this story is that someone intentionally changed his truck’s front end to the ‘03 style.

If a kid asks why grammar is important, show them this

As someone who sells both the Yukon Denali and the Escalade, There is some overlap in the buyers income bracket, but the average owner of the Escalade does have a higher income, it is not a huge amount, but it is higher. The biggest difference in the buyer is that Escalade buyers tend to be more white collar…

OK. So buy a Hyundai!

That’s a quite a claim, but wrong regardless. The average buyer is educated and very aware of what is out there..simply put most buyers who do purchase a Focus or Cruz simply buy it because its what they need and it makes sense financially. I am not saying some don’t buy them because its all they can afford, but…

I don't think they are simply bland (bland to me is a 2000's Tundra).  I do think they are just so, in your face, ugly that the very good engineering underneath is going to be wrongfully overlooked.

“Yes, Denali buyers have significantly more income, on average, than Escalade buyers.”

The name and that butt ugly front end?

Without the original splitter guards? CP.

Hey, maybe someone out there has a car 90 feet long.