My joke about “dog” containing the same letters as “god” is not actual legal advice.

A minimum of 2 strokes.

This is jalopnik...

No rear spoiler, basic trim level wheels.

No. He was hauling gravel. ;D

a stack is aproximately 1 diabetus

I hate to do this to you, but it’s too funny not to.

The plague of terrible gawker headlines has infected our beloved Jalopnik

She was a hottie.

Came here for Mercury Jill content, leaving satisfied.

Oh how I miss seeing Jill.

Jill Wagner is here to make things better:

You lose points for not posting Jill

Allow me to fix your slight mistake.

Here’s a another photo of a Milan.

Here’s another picture of a Mercury Milan.

Holy cow sheep! That’s a baaad ass rally car!

Wot?

Look how he sold that ponytail to the face. The man is a professional.