"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Finally, a legit excuse for him to not show up in October.

So he misses two balls to the left and then makes a great play? At least the kid has a good head on his shoulders and modeled his game after Derek Jeter.

Selig: And here to claim what should now rightfully be considered his own, the 2011 MVP award, Dodgers center fielder Matt Kemp!

Sounds like the two of you had quite the run-on.

Seriously, go to a different website. We don't like you anymore.

And I guess you could say I have warning track power,

Man, with so many unwanted strangers popping up it's a wonder that Zimmerman didn't shoot one of them.

+.08

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

Shumpert: [checks label]

Begging a player to stay that is arguably worse than Roy Hibbert versus begging one of the greatest players of our time to stay? I'd say, yeah, it's true in this instance.