“He’s in the best shape of his life!”

Pablo Sandoval is really hitting his stride this spring

Are you guys still trying to make wrongthink a thing?

He deserves flak for what exactly?

How many times was ‘Schumer-Biden Rule’ listed in the article? What about Robert Bork? Miguel Estrada?

So fucking woke

My wife uses the bread knife to cut pizza...

What about a Ginsu? It can cut bread, and meat, and a tin can and still slice a tomato in half fruit ninja style.

*extreme whisper voice* a steak knife will cut bread.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

Thought it was hokey hoe, but i’m old i guess... the times they are a changing

The classic yo-yo appearance you linked to is still one of the funniest videos ever.

I’m beginning to think that local morning shows would be a great way to live out all the fantasies I was never too good to actually, you know, do in real life.

Several times? Numerous times? Give us a number!

When asked to summarize his role in the incident, he responded by assuring the director of personnel that he had “only been frank” with the players.

So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

Just take the compliment!

I spent more time than I should’ve looking for this

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?