Hot dogs are sandwiches and pineapple is a pizza topping. I agree.

I like to imagine you with a high pitched voice that really throws people off. The funbag is very entertaining this way.

Eel neu, you son’t na.

Feel better now?

Well thank God I haven’t ever done a microtransaction! *Rolls eyes* *Auto withdraws monthly subscription fee of $14.99.*

Woohoo! Returning on my birthday! (Also the day the Titanic hit an iceberg and Abraham Lincoln was shot)

This is why I get hammered at home and take a taxi.....and then spend $9 on a vodka soda with a lemon and smell like my grandmother did when I was a kid.

My drawer has a picture of bread rising and a bunch of temps. I just store pans in my bread maker.....

I got halfway through this fuckhead’s screed and was like, “dude is jerking off”. There he was, calling people jerk offs while jerking off.

I thought the singular of sheep was shoop, like geese/goose.

8/10 poop article.

Turtledoves. Merry <Expletive>!

Then the fine gets changed into 100hrs of community service...

Probably one of the kids long boarding across the street halfway through acceleration zone.

Stop being rational.

#Alltrailersmatter

That would be amazing!

Maybe it’s one of those teenie homes with 7ft ceilings and a 4ft peaked roof? :D

50 in a 25 on my street with a school and lots of kids just to shave a quarter mile between two roads. We petitioned for bumps. County said no, so my neighbor rigged his own speed camera. I’m impressed!

He/she is from New York....what do you expect?