Man, five and still can’t find a good job in a mill.

My roommate dressed as me for Halloween back in college! I was incredibly flatterbarrassed.

Sleep tight, Yogi.

No, they’re Brazilian, I think.

Nerd rap.

Trifluoroacetic acid is one the most important cleavage cocktails in solid phase peptide synthesis

Jezibeltaku.

Pffft. Millenial. Gonna tell me the Styrofoam planes were better than balsa?

Man, so much edge. Go tell your myspace friend, tila, how much edge you have.

Go in for a lot of left hand shakes?

A bathroom theme with rockets and planet names and not a mention of Uranus.

Meat dick’s always cumin.

He has a fine arts degree. The guy he wrote the book with, Gavin, is the army lawyer.

Can we assume that no ads will play before these controversial videos from now on, or is it that only YouTube makes money off the ads that will continue to play before the videos?

Wow. I’m also an engineer, but 4th order integrations must have been easier for me. You must be really flexible with all the back patting you give yourself.

I impress mine with coupons and knowledge of Star Wars.....

Tough guy.

I had set up a date with a girl on okcupid and went to the location. She never showed and sent a message that she had been in a car accident. I laughed it off thinking I had been played (she didn’t like talking on phone and preferred texting), called it convenient, and told her to never contact me again. Turned our…

I laughed when they showed the speed of the pitch during the replay. It was like they were showing the speed of the ball shot.