The head tilt walk away after a conversation...every. goddamn. time.

Here I was hoping that Ibiza was some like joint with 5 dollar personal pizzas and 2 dollar drafts all night....

DQ vanilla with the cherry dip.

Seeing gators on a golf course between myrtle and Miami is usually the second highlight of the trip. It’s somewhere between the expensive lapdance and the steak. Certainly not the golf.