You made my day. Secrets was maybe Conan’s greatest, and most overlooked bits.

There’s nothing to get. it wasn’t funny. It sucked!

Agreed. I’ll draft the guidelines STAT.

Rule One of Pumpkins Club: we never talk about Pumpkins ever again.

I’m right there with you. I only got around to watching the sketch a couple of days ago, and it did less than nothing for me. What exactly did everyone find so funny about that?

I don’t get it either. We can now start a club.

Aren’t these billion and a half posts on David S. Pumpkins some bizarre attempt to make ‘fetch’ happen? Stop trying to make fetch happen.

Look, it seems like your real point here is that Tom Hanks is bad, and I have to disagree with you here.

I was kind of hoping “his own unique manner” would be his lounge singer character.

I think Bill might’ve been going for a “Harry Caray drunkenly slurring the lyrics of the song” type of homage.

Basing upon the comments, I’m guessing nobody actually remembers Harry Caray’s latter day 7th inning stretch performances?

If drunk Bill Murray was my step dad instead of that other guy, my life would have turned out WAY differently.

The absolute best part is that Murray earned the Mark Twain award for significant contributions to comedy this week (a pretty big deal) and it aired tonight on PBS.

Anyone else notice Daffy Duck sounds a lit like Harry Carey after a few beers?

I think it’s because people often say “Take me out TO the crowd” instead of “WITH the crowd.” It’s incorrect and probably especially irks Cubs fans. So, he wanted to emphasize the TH in wiTH and he chose a character that exaggerates the TH sound.

He was completely lit, I thought that was obvious.

Only Soylent Green was made of people I believe. In the movie it was replacing Soylent Red, which I think was made from seaweed; just like Soylent 2.0 which is made from the pukiest most diarrhea inducing seaweed available (apparently.)

the real question is what kind of sick person wants to live on soylent?

Dude, posts like these are annoying. We’re operating on the honor system here and it takes away from the believability of all the stories when people are just straight up flexing their fiction writing skills.