Um, did you forget that the current administration sent almost $1 billion in cash on C-130's to pay a ransom, or the fact that they opened up nuclear options with Iran (who has already violated the terms), a country that screams DEATH TO AMERICA every day?

They never cease to amaze me with the sort of koolaid spin story that the DNC spins for so long....that they actually, literally, begin to believe their own bullshit.

No, sorry, you just dont have your facts straight. You are relying on your stereotype belief of what it is conservatives are in the Republican Party. Conservatives in the Republican party did not choose him, not in the least.

Every single Obama supporter is supporting Russia by proxy.

Your statements are so entirely ignorant, inflammatory, brain-fucked and patently offensive that I don’t even know where to begin. Do you have any idea how many conservatives are military members, veterans and current federal agents and employees? Are you out of your goddamned mind????

FTard, Hillary gave 20% of the US uranium mining rights TO RUSSIA while she was Secretray of State. Hillary did that. Hillary Clinton DID THAT.

I find it scary that you actually believe “Republicans” are supporting Russia.

I dunno man, it’s your guy who publicly asked Russia to hack America

No, he didn’t. You are completely delusional and will look for any way to spin US and Russian relations against Republicans. Democrats have held the executive branch for 8 years. Get over it.

you can use its calibration arm to crush walnuts

Ok, now carry a couch up it.

We are bombing the shit out of Syria to replace an elected “dictator” with ISIS.

Right. US is bombing innocent civilians in Yemen by proxy via Saudi Arabia using American weapons.

i’m thinking that the guts inside helped keep the water jet from blowing out the back of the pumpkin to some degree.

If it requires the purchasing of an extremely expensive machine with a very narrow range of uses in day to day life, in what way exactly is this a lifehack?

No no no you have this all wrong. Mark 1 goes up, but then Mark 2 has to wait for Mark 1 to send it back down.

This is a replacement for stairs like the Segway was a replacement for walking: Worse and dumber in every way.

This won’t replace stairs for one reason: how can two people use this at once? Sure one person can use this easily, but if a group of people are going up at the same time they have to wait one each person to use the device before moving on. Not to mention how do I “pass” the elevator back to a person who wants to go…

Climbing deer stand. That’s all I got.