Ok go ahead and spoil me... how does me manage to get killed as the narrator?

THE GAME CAME OUT YESTERDAY AND THERES ALREADY PRO CIV PLAYERS

“What are two things a fourteen year old boy wants in his mouth, and the only one that’s in there now.”

“I told you that the Iran deal was the worst ever. See how the Iranians cross the line again and again and again?”

This seems like something right up ESPN The Ocho’s alley.

My childhood babysitter’s son in law had two bears on his ranch. I got to go hang out with those bears on a couple of occasions. Those were good days.

Seems like a group of 20 college wrestlers would have fared much better, no?

What a little baby. Lucky for him that he has out of this world talent and isn’t required to grow up. I’d imagine he doesn’t have many friends outside of those he pays and jock sniffing fame worshippers.

The Portuguese aren’t white?

Note to self: when you make a VR game about tutoring a schoolgirl, be sure to program it with personal space detection that, if violated too many times or in specific ways, triggers an arrest scene that loads a jail cell any time the player tries to play again.

Agreed. There’s nothing funny or cool about virtually violating a virtual woman.

Can you not post articles about this wanker please? It only heightens his profile even further. Thank you.

VR waifus. There isn’t much else to live for anymore. Might as well glass the planet, we’ve achieved all we ever will as a race.

We can see panties in VR now.

Because everything is racist when you want it to be.

There’s a reason the term “virtue signaling” was coined, and it applies perfectly to tools like TheTits.

No it’s totally refreshing and original and not at all tired and played out.

Nah sorry kid. The people who hate the PC culture don’t hate shit like this.

The people who hate PC culture hate people like you who can’t think more than 1 layer deep and think they’re just racist without listening to their reasonings (kinda like how your dumbass is doing right now). The people who hate PC culture…

I have a theory: these “inb4" posts are really just excuses to be the guy who posts the thing they’re supposed to be “inb4.”

You know this is just as annoying as people who actually post stuff like that.