Nothing is richer than Trump telling anyone to go get more exercise. 

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

Enjoy your visit from the Secret Service.

I can’t remember who coined it but it was definitely a writer who referred to him as a “spray tanned hernia” That’s still a keeper although I hope to one day soon get to refer to Trump as “our big dead president”

Glaude is spot on...I’ll give the folks at MSNBC some credit for just shutting the fuck up and letting the man speak. More of this, less of the other bullshit.

So it’s essentially heritage, not hate? No wonder the Republicans fell in love with Russia.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

The schadenfreude I'm feeling right now could power a city.

“The Rock” Johnson called his co-stars”candy asses”....

On top of those, there’s a high-definition backup camera with park assist (handy, since there’s an engine right behind you)

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

How the fuck am I not on this list

God damn I wish I could huff aerosols at my job.

Yeah, it’s a crime the pain he caused, but he was a 21 year old indoctrinated into a belief system, writing about something he probably had almost no experience with.

Yes, it would have been nice if he had realized this before he wrote his book, however the book was a reflection of part of that culture and someone would have written something similar.

^^^ The reaction of a lot of people to the USWNT’s success

what a fucking gem of a human. i don't have anything constructive to add to this conversation. i just like hearing about her and knowing she's out in the world being such a goddamn force of nature. 

Whenever I hear somebody use female as a noun while referring to humans, it is an immediate sign to me that whatever is coming out of their mouth will be deeply rooted in misogyny. I have yet to be wrong.