slurs are what passes for conservative “humor”.

since sharpies are legally binding now, can i use one to make my check say $12 million? 

i could Imagine The Stand happening in real life, but i never expected there would be this much stupidity.

Joffrey was also kind enough to strangle to death. 

great, now I have to binge-watch duckman. there goes the day's productivity. 

his most vocal supporters are just reactionaries. they’re fine with a dictatorship as long as someone they like is running it.

you might be able to do more, the secret service is probably as incompetent as everyone else in the administration. nobody’s tried anything so far because the gun-toting crazies are all Republican/libertarian. 

it's probably the only requirement. 

the South will never rise again... it's stuck in its Rascal. 

if you ask a standard conservative about countries in Africa, Kenya's probably the only one they can name.

Michelle malkin is still a thing? i thought she dried up and blew away in the early aughts.

i guess truth really is stranger than fiction to them. 

 slightly relevant profile pic. 

they can do it almost as easily in biohazard suits. 

smallpox.

we agree on FF7 at least. did you try the demo? they totally nailed it with the old married couple vibe between cloud and barrett.

we’ll see. Doom Eternal, the RE3/FF7 remakes, and Persona 5: the Royal should keep me distracted for a good while.