is something up with Hannity's liver? he looks more and more like a jaundiced corpse each time i see him. 

i wouldn’t completely doubt it. the universe seems to safeguard mediocre white men.

Someone Without Both Feet In The Grave 2024!

this is a man who’s shown nothing but disdain for medical advice. hope that extends to hand-washing as well. 

star for 50 stent. would that i could give more. 

it’s a skinny, lobster-red, chinless problem now. 

well, we know it's not the last one. 

i find it hard to believe anyone attends those willingly. much like Christianity itself, the only reason for getting involved is probably because your parents made you.

it's like the tagline to Alien Vs. Predator: whoever wins, we lose.

and we’ve kindly given them the right to stockpile weapons, run for public office, and unfettered free speech. what could possibly go wrong?

 I'm convinced that the majority of Christians cling to their faith because it gives them a free pass on bigotry. technically the bible says you can't eat shrimp or wear cotton-poly blends, but the only scripture people jump to enforce is that one anti-gay line. 

can i have this pencil? can lenny have it? 

as long as he dies of cancer, i don't care where it happens. he's a shitty human being with zero redeeming qualities. 

Fealty to trump overrides everything. Remember when he said “take the guns and worry about the laws later”? I imagine a lot of ruptured blood vessels happened when his base tried to parse that.

Hearing loss and lung cancer are the only rewards he deserves. 

 welcome to the US, where history is written by the losers! 

There’s a simple counter to the states’ rights bullshit. Just ask them “the right of states to do....what, exactly”?

 No good; that only gets rid of half of them. Criminal justice is broken and needs to be rebuilt entirely. 

People were outraged some years back over the government potentially reading emails, but never spared a thought for the people who owned the servers. 

Maybe it didn't exist back then. I have a pet theory that a lot of trolls are just poorly-coded algorithms.