Here’s hoping there’s still enough of the steady state left to keep things from getting too much worse.

I pay my federal taxes on time and, unlike most conservatives, without complaint. Most of them go towards the blank check that’s the DoD’s annual operating budget. I’m already supporting the military financially whether i will it or not, so they can miss me with all this extra jingoistic bullshit.

 judging from the photo, his chin is still at large. 

Good thing he wasn't on Ambien too. Dude would've been double racist.

Yeah, we don’t punish neo-nazis here; just stick them in the upper echelons of the government. 

I live in fear of the day the republicans try to run someone just as evil, but actually competent. 

Shhh, keep letting him eat KFC 3x a day and believing he’s the healthiest person in the world.

He underestimates corporations not wanting to pay living wages. In reality, it’ll go down something like this.

Makes me wonder. If that's their logic, what color makes you straight? 

 He can't be a martyr or an influence if he's in 24/7 solitary. 

 nah, i was held up at the death panel meeting. 

 I'll probably read the book if i can find somewhere to pirate it; be damned if I'm giving that asshole any money. 

So right now, they

1) teach abstinence only sex-ed
2) restrict access to birth control
3) ban abortions
4) get mad when the babies come out poor and/or nonwhite

What’s the end goal here? Gilead, but unironically?

Agreed. If said old white men would actually experience the world outside their country clubs, they'd realize that tons of people have hair like that and nobody sane gives a shit.

The 50s: *happened*

Nope; the US military and its adjacent organizations are for killing/detaining brown people, not helping them.

Cops are essentially the non-sports equivalent of a soccer flopper. 

He’s roughly the same coloring as Homer Simpson, has the same middle initial, and about as much hair. That’s where the similarities end, however.

Fucker looks like the villain in a silent film. How appropriate. 

I’m a fan of the 4th myself. But with stop and frisk being a thing, it may as well not exist.