A stutter can be overcome, but looking like a sentient package of expired lunchmeat? All the makeup in the world can't fix that. 

Somebody should rape him. No hymen to damage, therefore i reckon it's okay. 

Is that tekashi 69's wife? 

I have yet to come across anyone who uses the word “whilst” and wasn’t a pretentious ass. Jerrold did not break the streak today.

The random capitalization particularly makes me want to beat his ass... more than usual, that is.

 You goddamn chuds can't ever seem to defend this man without repeating his tweets verbatim. Screw justice reform; the republicans don't get credit for half fixing a problem they caused. And desserts are definitely food and delicious. Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck everyone who remotely resembles you, but primarily…

Yeah, no. Go fuck yourself, kemosabe. And take Bernie's dick out of your mouth; you know he's too old to get erections. 

 With the losses of kamala and corey, it feels like I’m in a futurama episode.

This is fucking exhausting. The republican party has now figured out just how shitty of a candidate they can get away with. Assuming trump leaves office at all, they’ll definitely put forth someone worse next time. I shouldn’t have to be on guard against being put in a concentration camp for the rest of my life. 

Oh, they'll admit that black people aren't monolithic, but only as long as those black people are right-wing nutjobs.

Wypipo will cut off their nose to spite our face. There's gotta be something exploitable in there.

As far as black support for trump is concerned, i guess you could technically call anything over 0% a surge. 

Probably not. His taking office opened a Pandora’s box that can’t be closed. From here on out it’s just a matter of time until the republicans nominate someone who’s basically Steve king but better able to outwardly appear sane and rational. 

And to have your childish tomfoolery window extended into your mid-30s or later (looking at you, trump, bush II, and Ryan lochte)

 If he loves that symbol so much, somebody should do him a favor and carve it into his forehead. 

Fuck the US for letting the losers write history. We wouldn't be dealing with this shit otherwise. 

There’s no fucking way he wrote that; too many words with more than two syllables. “Stable genius” or no, this man’s personal lexicon contains 300 words at most.

Yeah, i can imagine it already. “It was self-defense; everyone in that town was [verb] ing aggressively”!

Can’t wait! Thought i might use mine to open a bakery with some Vietnamese flavor to it. 

One major difference is that the US was heavily invested in restoring the stuff it destroyed in Germany. Tulsa and Detroit, not so much