Where’s lady Trieu when you need a mass disintegration done? 

Is his Ali G. getup intentional, i wonder? 

I never was a fan of 2010s trends to begin with, but this explosion of pudgy tyrants with bad haircuts is the worst one yet.

“I'm not racist, i just find human rights atrocities easier to justify when a white man does it"!

Nothing the president does is ever illegal, nothing the cops do is ever illegal. At this rate I'm predicting complete fascism by 2028 at the latest. 

I’ve always thought that Eric looks like a special needs vampire. Not surprising considering the complete monster that spawned them. 

B-but muh white genocide! 

trump probably has a ghostwritten autobiography, right? Any idea if it reads similarly? 

Oh god, i made the mistake of trying to read mein kampf once. Didn’t think it was possible to phrase “everyone sucks but me” enough different ways to fill hundreds of pages, but there you have it. 

No worries, comrade. I’ve only ever used tincture/edibles

In capitalist America, bank robs YOU!

I used to own a bible many years ago; it was one of those “teen” bibles that tries (badly) to be all hip and relevant. Anyway, somewhere in there it said that the only bad thing about hell is separation from god. I figure if that’s how i already live my life, then there’s really nothing to worry about.

It could happen. This administration is all about turning our worst nightmares into reality. Some states have already made resisting arrest a hate crime, and the cops are 100% allowed to define what that constitutes. What could possibly go wrong? 

Why is it still considered the epitome of manliness to use superior technology to kill an animal that probably had no idea you were there to begin with? 

I know, I know. But it’d still be nice if we could get the “poor, mentally-ill, lone wolf” treatment at least once. And every one of us is going to get underserved blame for this instead of vidya games or lack of access to mental health services. 

I’m on-board with that, especially because free-aiming would require a much bigger mansion to keep the game’s length similar.

Have you seen the CinemaSins video for home alone 2? It earns a million sins from trump’s cameo alone.

Trump doesn’t strike me as the type who would take meds or follow medical advice. He already refuses to wear his glasses, and his views on diet and exercise are fucked- up to say the least.

At least Thanos wasn't a bigot; he just wanted half the population gone regardless of religion, ethnicity, etc.

I don't believe it's because they legit think he'll fix anything, but because they don't mind suffering as long as the nonwhites and/or foreigners suffer more.