It’s true! It's true! We're so lame! 

Fake news. Why would she need to tell a cop to act like himself? 

Very suspicious. Who needs to drive 300 miles to buy drugs? And any mid to high-level dealer who does business directly out of his residence or goes to major transactions alone would've been killed long before now. 

I, too, would love to see the 3rd option, but it likely won’t happen even with his shitty diet and lack of exercise because the universe looks out for mediocre white men.

Usually it’s just the alt-reich who can get away with making specific threats; I was pleasantly surprised today

I keep hoping this whole channel will just get the axe. Then we can say that at least one good thing came of the entertainment monopoly that Disney is building. 

Between them and the confederates, racists seem prone to idolize people who lost the only war they ever fought in.

“anyone who knows me/my heart knows I'm not [insert negative trait here]".

When you think about it, burning fossil fuel to cut down a tree just to toss it does seem a little vicious. But at the same time, getting a real one gives that whole “thrill of the hunt” feeling. Humans are weird. 

Where does he post now? The updates on his Twitter and medium pages got sporadic as hell?

Gross. Given the man’s bizarre beliefs about exercise, you can’t help but wonder if he shortcuts hygiene as well. He might have to pay women to touch him for reasons other than his looks and personality. 

Kirk Cameron, Rick Schroeder... oh my god, you're right! 

Fernando: the face- eating leopard party said they don’t eat the faces of legal immigrants, so i believe them.

Perfect opportunity to blow an airhorn into the receiver before hanging up. 

We don't need no water....

That’s fair. But the (relatively) nice thing about dictators is the cult of personality they build, ensuring that the body will die once you cut off the head. 

Yes, presidents aren't kings. But he's trying to be, and a disturbing number of people are enabling the behavior. 

Blue lives apparently don’t matter if they’re black, but we knew that already.

A lot, if you're Betsy DeVos. I'm pretty sure she has her own navy at this point. 

Precisely. And that's how we end up with bullshit like prosperity gospel. They are literally counting on people not reading it.