Or the Richard Spencer ‘do paired with a beard worn by literally every white guy under 40 back in 2017

I miss the years before 2016, when they largely didn't have the courage to go outside. 

Kids have no idea that guns are for killing people until they’re exposed to GTA’s evil influence. </s>

That’s how things go in this country. Would be laughable if it wasn’t so depressing.

Why would any of them condemn it? They know what keeps them in power.

This is the internet, don’cha know? Here, finding even a single person who sucks worse absolves one of any responsibility to change.

Old medical joke that seems relevant in Ben Carson’s case:

and the cycle continues. Murderer walks free with a paid vacation, probably a GoFundMe account stuffed with hardcore racist dollars, and a guaranteed job in any other dept should he, by some chance, get fired.

That’s why the republicans tend to win; if their candidate doesn’t fit the mold, they do mental gymnastics until he does. How else does a man who has 3 kids by 2 or 3 different women, is grooming his daughter to become wife #4/#5, and has probably never set foot in a church until 2015 become such an evangelical…

Racism has its own special non-logic. From what i can piece together in white supremacist rants, Jewish people:

Cancer can never be “cured”; it’s a result of a mutation in the body’s own cells. More effective treatments can be devised, but the risk of recurrence is always there. Of course, that's way too nuanced to make a good sound bite.

You joke, but they probably are. Cuckoldry is still a huge porn market despite the resurgence in open racism, and the republicans most outspoken on homosexuality inevitably get caught having gay sex. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quisling

Too bad there weren’t measures in place to halt immigration from smallpox-prone countries a few hundred years ago.

I keep hoping cirrhosis will carry off hannity any day now; the man looks like a jaundiced root vegetable. 

This is the logical conclusion of the United States’ anti-intellectualism and fetishization of inexperience: a world leader with a lexicon of fewer than 200 words

How boring.

WHAT? You mean all women aren't here for my consumption? I am shocked, sir; shocked and appalled! </s>

system’s broken. mayhap we need to do like France and reboot via guillotine.

The last good Republican president was Eisenhower (kinda). Everyone since then has been scrapings from the bottom of the barrel until 2016, when the barrel was broken through and they got a scoop of feces from the sewage line beneath it.