I keep hoping for that tan to become metastatic melanoma 

I could see the Canadian girlfriend thing; Trump strikes me as what would happen if a neckbeard suddenly got his name put on a lot of buildings.

Yup, the bible explicitly says charging interest on loans is a sin. But, people only care about the parts of the bible that they think legitimize their bigotry.

I’d like to see some data on the executioners, like rates of suicide, substance abuse, etc, because you know it’s going one of two ways: either it wrecks them mentally, or they actually enjoy it.  Both prospects are equally disturbing. 

Oh man, i just wish he'd piss himself on live TV and spend the rest of his life catatonic in a mental facility. That would be justice. 

Don’t blame him for being literal-minded. Dude's a living reminder that satire/parody essentially died 3 years ago. 

 since his arguments were already taking the express train to Hot GarbageVille, I’m honestly surprised he didn’t attempt to trot out the “Irish slaves” myth.

I thought the GOP was the party of personal responsibility? 

They already have. See: that guy in Florida who mailed bombs, and anyone who's shot up a church/mosque/synagogue this year. 

This right here is why he can brag about refusing the presidential salary; shilling worthless merch to idiots pays way more. 

Okay, let's take up a cause against inhaling exhaust straight from the tailpipe; hopefully they kill themselves trying to stick it to us.

Yup, it’s all mentally-ill lone wolves.

I miss the days when VSB was its own site; it was a way better regulated and close- knit community

That’s awesome; makes me look like i have a life by comparison

What the hell is going on with those false eyelashes? She looks like an uglier version of Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem?

Nope, if you have a beef with an existing system, your only recourse is to go elsewhere. That’s why we still have powerful monarchies and feudalism.

Somehow the code always goes unheeded. They’ll badmouth Kap while simultaneously having their raggedy-ass flags hanging out in the rain, at night, always on the car door, etc.

Ted Nugent as a role model seems kind of redundant; everyone is already born shitting themselves by default.

I remember my job sent out an email saying marijuana-related car accidents were up 500% or something after legalization in Colorado. But when you consider that they were basically zero before....

He/she/it is actually a prime example of the new Right. Trump's campaign made the internet trolls realise they could go outside, and now the Republican party's ranks has swelled with reactionaries who have no beliefs or goals outside of being provocative.