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Disorderly conduct = some cop/rent-a-cop’s ass wasn’t kissed properly

They got born, ergo conservatives stopped caring.

Shh, not so loud! The NRA is just stupid/shortsighted enough to try and make it happen.

RIP parody

Nah, it was his Urkel’s over-saturation that ruined Family Matters. Now if he'd like to start voicing Sonic again, that's a different matter. 

First the colonizers take everything of monetary value, then the missionaries sweep in and somehow fuck up the nothing that's left. White Jesus and Satan are pretty much indistinguishable at this point. 

Nah, several white people got infected with Ebola like 4 years ago. Naturally an "experimental" treatment (that totally worked) was whipped up in a couple months.

I would pay for a bumper sticker of your comment. 

You jest, but justimagine. If that was the case trump would’ve been out of office years ago. Everyone dishes up these sick burns, and he can only come back with misspelled, all-caps, grade school-level rejoinders.

Note that the only books available will be mein kampf, the Turner diaries, Ayn rand’s oeuvre, and whatever dreck autobiographies trump has had ghostwritten.

Can we call Hannity white? He's more like a jaundiced potato man.

Wouldn’t expect anything less of a company founded by a prominent fascist. 

Welcome to the Republic of Gilead, people. 

Ole Mitchy says no one currently living is responsible for slavery, but he might be; a tortoise can go on forever.

Scratch a conservative, uncover a racist

which leads me to think that wypipo never honestly believed he could fix anything. Trump is their way of telling POC “if we have to go down, we’re taking everyone with us”. 

B-but his tan suit!

If “loosely matches” is an acceptable criterion, then all white guys should be detained on suspicion of being the zodiac killer. 

The struggle is real. Thinking about that hypothetical conversation wherein generic black teenager #407A called me a cracker and got away with it shook me so badly i had to just get in my dad’s Audi and drive around the gated community for a bit. Brb, off to go get a job with a criminal record.

She’s playing chess alright,  but trying to force a stalemate by making the same move 3 times in a row