We’re going to be opening up the labor forces, because we have to,” said the president. “We have so many companies coming in. People like Tim, you’re expanding all over and doing things that I really wanted you to right from the beginning. I used to say, ‘Tim, you got to start doing it over here,’”

 They are registered as an entertainment network, which allows them to sidestep having to report truthfully. 

“I’m not putting in all that work for a little piece of meat”.

Historically speaking, white men with guns are the biggest immigration problem. I've never known Mexicans to rape/pillage/smallpox their way through basically every continent. 

I wonder why no outrage on that? Sure, white people don’t care if PoC get killed; but they’ll mortgage their house if it’ll help a slightly uncomfortable dog.

Here’s how we solve the Israel/Palestine conflict: one of the countries gets to relocate to Texas. As far as i can tell, there’s no sentient life that will be displaced.

At least invest in a.... whatever that is that matches your eyebrows. 

They’re basically the same person; Mussolini was just a smidge more competent and had a fuller head of hair. 

Being a mediocre white man is the secret to near-immortality. For whatever reason, their bad health choices never seem to affect them as much as everyone else's.

Americans will gladly shit in a pot as long as they can see their neighbor doesn't even have a pot. 

Obama never accomplished anything; that's why we needed to elect trump to undo all his accomplishments. SHUT UP IT MAKES SENSE! 

His name is Trace? Mayhap he’s one of Sarah Palin’s kids.

By the time you actually print that sign, they'll have been replaced too.

When you have to resort to pointing and grunting because all the words and numbers are trademarked

“That’s not how this works. That’s not how anything works.”

I think she's more like a pit viper or something. That thing on her neck isn't an Adam's apple, it's a venom sac. 

Just saw the bottom left; I can’t believe Big Boss is a republican. Metal Gear has been ruined for me.

Just the natural result of an anti- intellectual republican party that fetishizes lack of experience.

If a white person was killed by the cops, they must've been doing something really heinous like molesting a nun with one hand and strangling a puppy with the other. They get upwards of 50 warnings to drop weapons (compared to one or zero for us) and if they still won't, things like tasers and non-lethal rounds…

Touts himself as the anti-Obama, yet anything he gets in trouble for is okay because Obama allegedly did it first. Which is it, motherfucker? You can't have it both ways.