Here’s how we solve the Israel/ Palestine situation: just have one of the countries (don't care which) up and move to Texas. There's barely any sentient life to be displaced, so it'll be an easy relocation. 

Nothing happened, he's the same racist asshole as ever. If we're lucky, fox will drop him for deviating from the party line and that toupee-d butterball turkey that passes for his head won't fill my TV screen anymore. 

Do they not realize, or just not care, that politics is a spectrum which shifted after the civil war? 

Hey, now. At least Hector Camacho had the sense to listen to and implement the advice of people who knew what they were talking about. That makes him much smarter than Trump in my book. 

The second one. In other news, today I learned that white house ethics officials exist, not that they're doing us any good right now. 

Conservatives: “minorities cause all their own problems lol"

not enough confederate flags on him.

Look, Starbucks spelled Ashleigh's name wrong on her cup and she just can't even right now. please try and have some compassion in light of these extenuating circumstances. 

Nice job calling him Joffrey. George R. R. Martin did go on record saying that they have the same level of emotional maturity. 

“I don’t forgive this woman, and she needs help.”

Man, if only they’d banned immigration from shithole, smallpox-prone countries a good 200 years ago. 

Tic-tac-toe would probably even be a good choice

B-but BLM broke a window that one time. Muh horseshoe theory! 

Mayhap he meant "cops don't shoot whites"?

No, no! These are just a bunch of mentally- ill lone wolves! /s

Well, if you’re going to travel to another country you should really assimilate and learn the language. That’s why we all speak Cherokee in the US.

2, 4, 6, 8, trump’s buffoonery is really great!

Don’t hate; camo clothing is a nice way of identifying likely assholes at a distance. See also: those giant US flag decals that go over the rear window of a pickup. 

The cops are pretty much their tech support

He was allowed to surrender; of course he was. But even when they don’t, things like tasers and nonlethal rounds suddenly exist.