Oh, you know he already applied for and got a job one county over. These fuckers never face actual consequences for anything.

Probably intentional. Since everyone else hates him and his pizza, he must be openly chasing the neo-nazi dollars at this point. 

How the hell does a place where addicts literally go to throw their money in a hole go bankrupt? 

Racism isn’t a bug; it's a feature. Remember whose justice system it is, after all. 

“hello, police? There are these strange drops of water on my lawn, and I just feel so threatened right now..."

What would be the point? Guys like that ARE the police. 

Well fuck. Who's gonna realise my values now? 

They probably don't/can't read for the most part either.

Someone needs to do a Venn diagram of the "muh confederate history" folks and holocaust deniers. I would bet money there's more than a little overlap.

Ooooh, he said a bad word! Marco Rubio is gonna be ticked off. 

The guy dated a 17 year-old when he was almost 40. That’s automatic side eye for anything he says or does

Waiting for the guy to claim it was “just a joke” and “not racially motivated”. Those are the go-to excuses for shitheads when they get caught putting up nooses.

Next time their house catches fire, he should hose down the ones on either side while loudly saying "ALL houses matter".

They also commit like 100% of white collar crime. Surely coincidence, right?

Seriously, though. Why do they come here? I've never felt a pathological compulsion to get on blightbarf or infowars every day and keyboard yell at people there. 

Historically, white guys with guns have been the world's biggest illegal immigration problem. If they don't like it here then they need to go back to Germany or Czechoslovakia or wherever. 

She looks like a dollop of mayo left out at room temperature long enough to get yellow and crusty.

What money? He’s not publicly speaking or pulling in those sweet royalties anymore.

Yeah, no. Apart from Kim Jong Un and Putin, i can guarantee nobody important outside the US would tell someone to give Trump a chance.

Whenever I see these types of story about Trump it always puts me in mind of that Futurama episode where they reference New York’s supervillain governor.